The Human Manure Spreader

The Human Manure Spreader

The Human Manure Spreader is the man or woman who takes their bitterness and anger out on other human beings in the same way a manure spreader indiscriminately spreads its fecal matter.

These people sling their human “crapital” all over those in their lives, except for those whose rears they have to kiss lest they lose a job or something else very important to them. They have virtually no boundaries, physically or emotionally.

These people are narcissists and wreak havoc on those around them. They don’t listen, they’re extremely opinionated, they’re rude (no manners), talk about themselves nonstop, and don’t have a caring, nurturing bone in their body.

The dominant trait for the HMS is their critical nature— they cut people people down for sport. They get a thrill out of criticizing and demeaning others.

They are never wrong, and when their ego is threatened by any amount of criticism they will aim to destroy him or her. If you look up “ruthless” in the dictionary, there’s the HMS‘s picture right beside it.

Dealing with an HMS is impossible in most situations because he or she cannot negotiate or compromise. If they do, they strike a deal wherein they still benefit more than you. Compromising isn’t something that will happen, and this is because of their deep lacking of empathy. Having a heart and seeing the other person’s point of view is simply not something they have.

An HMS doesn’t know, and doesn’t care, how he or she comes across to others. If they did they would adjust their behaviors like most normal human beings do. So to deal with them put on your emotional armor, a teflon coat if you will, and don’t allow yourself to be brought down to their juvenile level. They are emotionally stunted, so knowing this should help you realize you can’t ever change them or win them over.


Airline Pilot Custody: a primer on possession orders

[Consult with a family law attorney in your state; I am not a licensed attorney]

If you’re an airline pilot, don’t settle for a Standard Possession Order or another state-created template used to make the job of those in the family courts easier. With your schedule that changes month to month, it’s important for you and your attorney to demand an airline pilot possession order, an airline employee possession order, or variable possession order (its name depends on the state you’re in).

In the below video, I outline the basics. Consult a family law attorney in your state for details, but in general here is what an airline pilot possession order is:




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Teaching a child to despise his or her own parent

“If teaching a child to despise his or her own parent isn’t child abuse, what is?” –


Parental alienation “horror show”

“There is no question that parental alienation is a form of child abuse. It is a horror show. The damage to children is enormous. When a child loses a parent, they are killing off a part of themselves because there is an identity between the child and both parents. The result is that they become self-injurious. I see all the warning signs and all the flags of the self-hatred: nightmares, anxiety, oppositional behaviors in school, presence of gastrointestinal syndromes, failing school grades, more susceptibility to peers with oppositional behaviors, juvenile delinquency, substance abuse, and depression” – Dr. Raymond Havlicek


A great example of a visitation exchange

Here’s a stellar example of two divorced parents handling an exchange. Parents have an obligation to act this way.

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Compassion and the alienator

It’s remarkable to look at the general lack of compassion in those parents willing to attack their own son or daughter’s relationship with an ex. And it’s not only a lack of compassion in dealing with their own child’s emotional well-being. These high level brainwashers (read more here) can be downright vicious, callous, and cold-blooded towards anyone they decide has wronged them. Not just an ex.

When I look at the adults that have alienated children against their own parent, I see people who have a very dark side. They are perfectly capable of coming across as nice and sweet as the social situation dictates, but if they feel like they are a victim in a relationship, friendship, or business partnership, they will lash out with vengeance that would make your head spin. They are highly toxic when they feel they have been “screwed over.” They are pulling a manure spreader, so to speak, behind them… spraying their outbursts and negativity to everyone in their orb.

The inability to show compassion– especially towards their own children– is the hallmark of the worst brainwashers. They also have a deep victim mentality… and the damage that they can do to children is quite substantial.


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Mental child abuse example

[Warning: graphic language in below video] Here is a very sad audio clip of an angry father going on a yelling tirade against his kids. This was one of the few times a child is able to document their own Dad’s abuse. To anyone that says emotional or mental abuse isn’t as damaging as physical child abuse, I would simply ask them to listen to this:


Airline pilot’s child custody (possession) order

[Consult with a family law attorney in your state; I am not an attorney]

As an airline pilot who has gone through the family court system too many years to remember, I’m asked frequently what custody arrangements should be used from fellow divorcing airline pilots.

The answer initially depends on how far the pilot lives from his children. If the pilot lives more than an hour’s drive or so away, alternating weekend possessions don’t work. Instead, request the ability to choose two weekends per month in your decree.

If the pilot lives in the area of the children, however, then approximately 50% of the time the children should be legally allowed to be with him or her.

The problem is our irregular schedules, and getting the legal system to understand how they interfere with seeing our kids if a standard visitation template is given to us. Most judges really don’t understand the changing schedules of pilots, firefighters, police officers, doctors, etc. They’d prefer to just approve a standard visitation template to make their jobs easier. This is where you need to find an attorney who understands variable possession orders, or airline employee possession orders (each state has its own name for it).

As an airline pilot, you’re aware that there are rare flying jobs with a typical 8am to 5pm schedule that most workers have. So a standard visitation order of alternating weekends (first, third, and fifth weekends typically) or weeks will not work for the vast majority of pilots.

So this is what you need: a variable possession order based around the airline pilot parent’s schedule. The alternative is severely diminished time between you and your kids.

The best way to go about this is to hire a family law attorney who’s familiar with these types of custody arrangements. This is critical. If he or she is board certified, all the better. If you don’t hire a family lawyer, your lawyer’s lack of knowledge in this area could result in a decision by the judge that steers towards the default standard possession order.

Once you hire an attorney, help him or her draft the language in an order to best enable you to see your kids on your off days. Many attorneys don’t understand the kind of schedules we have. This is your decree and your kids, so take an active part in making sure the language doesn’t hurt your ability to see them.

The important point is this: you and your attorney should demand a decree that offers possession of your kids on all or most of your days off, up to a maximum of 15 days per month. 50/50 physical custody, or as close as possible.

Seeing both parents equally, or as close to it as possible, is clearly in the best interest of your children— a standard used by every state. Don’t expect your ex to agree to this, however. There are many, many ex’s who will try to limit your ability to be with your kids.

Typical (weak) objections by the other parent to variable possession orders:

  • ‘disrupts’ the child
  • ‘disrupts’ the child’s activities
  • inability for other parent to plan months out
  • unstable for the child
  • child doesn’t want it

Some sample language for your decree, or as arguments to opposing counsel [Consult with a family law attorney in your state; I am not an attorney. Many family law attorneys will, in fact, find the below helpful]:

  • We request a variable possession order based on father’s employment as an airline pilot for __________.
  • The variable nature of Mr. Smith’s schedule as an airline pilot makes any set pattern or template of visitation unworkable and inappropriate
  • What works for a 9-5 salaried worker does not work for an airline pilot, or most airline employees for that matter
  • It is not in the children’s best interest to have restricted contact to Mr. Smith because he doesn’t have a normal 9-5 job
  • It is an injustice to penalize the children because their father has a job whose schedule changes from week to week and month to month
  • Because of the irregularity of Mr. Roger’s schedule, we are unable to agree with your custody proposal, which would minimize the children’s time spent with him. Surely your goal is not to harm the children, which your proposal would by allowing them to see their father only 10-30% of the time
  • Our proposed schedule gives equal parenting time to each parent and ensures the father will be available to care for his children on his days off
  • Mother’s plan would take away children’s much needed time with their father and punish them simply because of his profession
  • The (other parent’s) proposed standard possession order is not in the best interest of the children
  • Other professions where a standard visitation order don’t work: firefighters, doctors, and police officers

Other things to consider (run these by your lawyer, too):

  • If you’re going to appear before a judge, create a large poster with two sample schedules that you’ve flown. Overlay with colored markers the standard visitation days allowed to show exactly how few days your children and you would get to spend together. The power of this visual can’t be understated
  • Get an HR or chief pilot to testify on your behalf. Their scope is narrow: back up your assertions about the type of schedules you fly, how your seniority affects this, etc.
  • If your case goes to trial, put your ex on the stand and ask them, “If not 50/50 shared custody, what are you proposing?”
  • Then ask, “Is this in the best interest of the children?”
  • Your strategy all surrounds what’s in the best interest of the children. Everything flows downhill from this
  • If your ex opposes an airline pilot possession order, expose the fact that this effort is all about HIM or HER and NOT the children. If 50/50 visitation is not fair for both sides and the children, what exactly is?
  • If your divorce decree is already signed and done, it’s not too late. Wait until you’re legally allowed to modify the custody part of the decree, then go for a modification. Ask your lawyer about this
  • Don’t underestimate your ex-spouse’s ability to brainwash your children to resent or outright despite you during the days and weeks you’re absent. It’s no accident this article is on a blog dealing with parental alienation.

I have noticed that in the majority of airline pilot divorces that the ex does not go along willingly with this visitation arrangement. So be prepared to have to fight this in the family court system.

Sample airline pilot possession orders [Consult with a family law attorney in your state; I am not an attorney]:

  • Sample airline possession order template
  • Actual wording from a cargo airline pilot’s decree: “Plaintiff, (name), and Defendant, (name), agree that the current parenting plan should be modified as follows: 1. Defendant shall provide his work schedule as a pilot for (airline) to the plaintiff as soon as he receives it via e-mail. The work schedule shall indicate when Defendant is available for parenting time with the children, and the parties contemplate that this will be in approximately two-week segments each month. 2. During the children’s school year, Defendant shall be entitled to parenting time with children from Thursday after school until Monday morning during the weeks he is not working. 3. During the summer break from school, Defendant shall be entitled to five weeks of parenting time with the children, to be exercised as follows: two interrupted weeks during which Defendant may take the children on vacation provided he provide Plaintiff with itinerary for any such trips and Plaintiff shall have telephone access to the children throughout such periods.”
  • More wording you can run by your lawyer: “The Court further finds that due to his work schedule, FATHER is currently unable to exercise predictable periods of possession occurring on the same days of each month. The Court finds that FATHER’s schedule is published by (insert airline) on (insert dates). IT IS ORDERED that within ten days of FATHER’s receipt of the work schedule for the following bid period of (insert how many days bid period is), FATHER shall provide a true and correct copy of such
    schedule to MOTHER by email, hand-delivery, facsimile, or first-class mail.”

If you remember only one thing, please remember this:

You and your kids should not be penalized by your employment as an airline pilot. Fight for the common sense right to see them as much as they see their other parent.



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It’s all about their heart. Nothing else matters

Subjecting a child to negative statements about their own parent violates the most basic job we have as parents: to protect their heart

When I think back on all the negative things (whether truthful or a lie) our son heard about me, what did they all have in common?

They hurt his heart.

This blog wouldn’t exist if parents out there were able to do this fundamental job of theirs. Their inability and/or refusal to protect their child from completely inappropriate hate, negativity, contempt, and denigration is a true tragedy– and millions of children suffer as a result.

You just discovered something about your ex? Ask one question: Will this information hurt or help their heart?

As no other question matters.